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Nice guys always finish last..but bad asses always kickin' ass!

— carlmarksguy, 2012-10-24

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Pro Wrestling - NES

4 Comments:

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Sweetback?! You've found him at last!

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Sweet Sweetback has a song that is proportedly pretty badass :) But I was referencing a theme song for the professional wrestler known as "The Undertaker". It was during a goofy period where the powers that be decided, "hey, let's not license real songs to be wrestler theme songs, let's have our in-house band write songs! WHAT COULD GO WRONG?"

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Schluppy Mi Puppy

I forgot that entrance music between American Badass ‘Taker and when he returned as the Quaker Oats guy. I never looked at a box of oatmeal the same ever since.

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...and then a while later, he buried his manager / father in quick-drying Quaker Oats Breakfast Cereal! (oops, I mean "cement")

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